Meet Lenny
Jun 6th, 2007 by waffles
Greetings all!
I was orphaned inside an abandoned powdered-sugar warehouse at the age of of two. My parents thought I’d die of exposure — they were wrong!
Not only have I forgiven them, I take them with me on my annual migration to Belgium, despite the fact they never seem to be able to clear EU customs at Brussels International Airport. It might have something to do with the fact my folks passed away during the Eisenhower administration.
But I digress.
I found a waffle in my coat pocket 3 Thursdays ago. It had been there since September of 1978. I will be giving a seminar about this relic waffle this coming March 10th at the Marriott in Calverton, Maryland; Rt 212 and I-95, opposite the Giant Food (where the tiny Fotomat used to be). Tickets are $10 dollars in advance; $15 at the door. Gates open at 7pm, and warm syrup will be served. Need more info? Simply scroll down and leave us a reply in the box.
Your pal,
Lenny
e-mail: whenwafflesmatter@gmail.com (I’d love to hear from you!)
Lenny -
I would like to dwarf your room. I am scraping 1/4 inch thick orange jello off my bathroom floor with a white plastic fork and mailing it to my bank. The floor tiles are half-inch square, and yellow, and YOU owned them in the Sixties. Fat, bearded Italian men read wet newspapers.
Chuck Noyes
Danny,
Are you again making fun of my Hawaiian heritage?
Lenny
I wish I had a nickel for every time I saw Livingston Taylor grazing on wild asparagus. I dug up Hugh Beamont’s body and used it as a surf board. I had a little trouble until I realized his pipe was a natural rudder. No one has ever told turkey it is beautiful, so now its trying to be other meats. I love your show, Funk and Waffles New International Podcast.
I have subscribed but have yet to find the time to listen to my iPod. My two children keep me pretty busy. My husband loves waffles and I look forward to hearing any shared recipes you might present.
Show suggestion: 1. Low-carb waffle making 2. Fruits and toppings 3. Preparing waffles around the campfire.
Thank you!
barb
Lenny, Marcello, & Theresa,
Houdend van de podcasts!
Lenny, houdt van zowel zoete als smakelijke wafels?
Is ook Theresa echt Stephen Hawking?
Dana Costia
Just wait until barb listens to the show! She’ll be in for a real surprise. If Stephen Hawking was a woman, he’d sound like Theresa. But he’s a dude, so forget that. Can we have some more Soda, please??
Hey, tell me about the great brand of Surrealist Syrup you have. Honey, and Men, three Flying Saucers have landed on my plate. “Well, turn away, Sir, and I’ll eat them !”
“Bunuels Surrealist, makes the pancakes eat YOU !”
Offer not good in Sector R or M….
Nozzles can be pesky and shall be discussed forthwith. Jobs is on the way. Endorsing syrup brands are fondly. Around a campfire an absurd circus should have been without crayons. Watch your mailbox.
Lenny
I love the old radio commercials you play. I remember the Buick one. As a kid I thought the announcer guy was angry at the orchestra.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you people can procure a tie in with Bayer asprin?