Contact Us!
Feb 25th, 2008 by waffles
Preparing waffles IS a full-time job to be sure. Still, we have time to hear from you! Without our listeners we are just a pack of syrup nerds with BO.
There are three golden-brown ways to get a hold of us. Choose 1, 2, or all 3. Just contact us!
1. Our e-mail address is whenwafflesmatter@gmail.com.
2. Call us! Leave a voice mail at 206-984-3865. Lines are open 24/7. This IS NOT a free call, so make sure your spatula is not down at the pawn shop before you use your griddle heat-testing finger to dial the phone. If you reside outside North America the county code is 01 (USA). Hell, for you syrup swallowers in Seattle it’s a local call, so get dialing, Buttermilk Breath.
3. Handwrite your message on a dry, 4 x 6 index card and drive it over to your neighborhood Waffle House. Ask for the shift cook and hand the message over to him / her, making sure their hands are unfrozen yet sanitary. Say, “Give this to Lenny Nombril, please”, and just walk out the door. Offer good everywhere except for certain southwestern Iowa counties. Thanks for downloading When Waffles Matter!
Karoly yours,
Lenny
Hello Paleface Friends
We, the tribe of California Crepe Indians, have downloaded several of your shows, and today we listened at our annual Tribe Gathering, held at the shores of the Salton Sea. We have no electricity, and actually make Blue Corn Waffles with reflectors, focused on corrugated iron. Only battery powered MP3 players are allowed. The series of abandoned motorhome resorts that surround the Salton Sea actually magnify the spirituality of the sounds in your programs.
Well, we have to get going, as the nearest Starbucks is about an hour south of us here.
Looking forward to the next show.
“Kauzua hailee da pukla pukla” translates to “till I fork you again”
Chief Sittinbatter and Crepe Tribe